I think my life would be made if one random day Harry tweets about a twitcam and all the fans scramble to get on it and then when he appears on the screen he just goes:
Hey everyone, just have a few things I want to get off my chest. I like to suck cock. I like being fucked in the ass. I like it when men touch me. And lastly, I like it when Louis Tomlinson does all of these things to me. Love you, bye.